what is backstory behind the mcdonalds toy?
like how did they acquire the skateboard? what will they use it for?
don’t tell me it was just a convenient wheely toy design for mcdonalds toys cos that’s crazy talk
holy shIT I THINK I HAVE THIS TOY SOMEWHERE
I must hunt. Eventually.
Samsung revealed their latest product today. Pigeon-powered Wi-Fi hotspots called “Fli-Fy”.
“With their hollow legs, which allow for an electric charge to flow up into the micro-router, pigeons can keep the network powered by simply standing on power lines.”
“Once we had it figured out, we were like, why hasn’t anyone else thought of this?”
April Fools’, of course.
Orders for book one and pre-orders for book two.
Coming NEXT TUESDAY.
… yeah sorry, I’m going to Scotland, y’all have to wait a week. I promise not to sell EVERY copy while I’m gone. Hopefully I’ve done this post schedule right cos I’m a total dunce with this sort of thing.